Advanced Style: Age and Beauty

somedays i feel old and wrinkly…
but then i realize, I gain character in every passing day,
so when i’m 90, i WILL be a crazy, wacky fashionista. I mean, why the heck not?
You can get away with anything when you’re old. (especially farting in public)
These ladies remind me of my grandma’s and their fantastic amounts of jewelry. Just stupendous.
Advanced Style: Age and Beauty


 I have been getting MUCHO IDEAS from Honestlywtf and so i decided to put some to the test. And you know me, and projects/crafts/cool things. Gotta do em.
Here is an easy rad shirt you can make with things around the house. all you need is:
-4 cups of bleach & 1 cup of water
-A darker colored cotton shirt
(I used a gray one that I got at the DI for cheap cheap, and happens to be from old navy. I dont like tight shirts, so i got it a little baggy. I think Maroon, black, dark green, brown, deep purple would all look really cool with this idea)
-two flat long objects… I used wood panel things I found on the side of my house
-rubber bands
-a bucket
follow the 10 easy steps below
1. make sure you do this outside or in a place with good ventilation, because bleach is hecka strong stuff
2. Honestlywtf says to get a checkered look ‘fold your shirt like an accordion’ i wasnt sure what that meant exactly, so i did what i imagined it meant. And put the shirt between the two flat objects and use the rubber bands to bind it in.
3. combine 4 cups of bleach with 1 cup of water
4. Put the gloves on and make sure the scene is safe…..aha, dumb lifeguard pun.                                                                                              put the shirt in the bleach for just a few seconds.
5. try to cover as much of the sides with the bleach as you can
6. get the sides to become rusty orange , make sure not to leave it in too long because the bleach may start eating away the shirt.
7. hang dry it!
8. Wash that business in the washer, then:
10. happy day.